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Patrick McDonald is the Muscular Mountain We’d Love to Climb
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 15 MIN.
Patrick McDonald is a shining gem in the rugged outdoors as he poses on a mountain bike, wearing nothing but hiking boots and a black bedazzled galaxy-inspired thong, quoting Taylor Swift in the caption of his post. The lyric tells the absolute truth: McDonald can and does still “make the whole place shimmer. ‘Wild and free,’ hiking in his underwear, looking like a shining example of magnificent natural beauty himself, the Emmy-nominated TV producer is the muscular mountain we’d love to climb.
We love wordplay, and we love other kinds of play even more… McDonald dropping a casual “Meat me in the garage” as a caption on this photo (where his muscles look, quite frankly, delicious) has us thinking all kinds of steamy thoughts.
And from delicious to absolutely mouthwatering: Enjoy these photos of Patrick McDonald washing his car, making sure allll his curves are perfectly defined (and outlined!) for all the world to see. We could not be more thankful for this generous gift!
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