Man With Two Penises Publishes In-Depth Memoir

The openly bisexual man who wowed Reddit last year by speaking in depth about his condition, known as Diphallia, has written an e-memoir titled, "Double Header: My Life With Two Penises."

In that AMA with Reddit, the man assured readers that, "Both are 100% functional. What I was born with is called Diphallia. I did NOT absorb a twin. It's not genetic or inherited. I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman, but have permission to stray only with James Franco... wherever he is. :)" So dig into that, Franco.

The man, who goes by the monikor Diphallic Dude or DoubleDickDude (DDD) is using the memoir to share his struggle and to brag a bit about his many sexual encounters (twice as many?).

"I realized that there are still people who are genuinely curious," he told Rolling Stone. "From girls who want to know how to handle their boyfriend being uncircumcised [as DDD is] to guys wanting to know if they're gay or bisexual because my equipment turned them on."

"Really, it just stuns me almost a year later that people are still reaching out to me," he said. "So I thought I should put a book together and use that to answer questions, but also give voice to people who might feel lost in the cracks."

Although he still wants to maintain his anonymity, DDD, who has two 10-inch uncircumcised penises, claims to have bedded more than a thousand men and women. But just like you, he had a rough time in high school, and admits, "people are still horribly judgmental about things they don't understand."

He maintains very NSFW Twitter and Tumblr accounts dedicated to sharing his story, on which he reveals that when he's having sex with one penis, the other penis also gets in on the action.

"Whenever I come, both ejaculate," writes DDD on Tumblr. "However if only one is being stimulated (or being used for penetration) the other one can be stimulated to orgasm. So I can swap off between them for hours and it gets MESSY. ;)"

Ah, the problems of modern day double-birds. Those interested can download his book on Amazon.